4 hours of non stop hockey.
Bruins may be out of the playoffs but i still have 6 good months of hockey ahead of me.
delanibupp: Do it for the living and do it for the dead Do it for the monsters under your bed
Conversation i hear on COD:
Guy: I love lasagna, it's the fucking best.
Guy: Do you love lasagna?
Little Kid: I don't really like it.
Guy: It's because you're a little faggot
Little Kid: Why am i a faggot for not liking lasagna?
Guy: Because you sound like you have a pickle stuck up your ass.
Guy: Why do you have a pickle stuck up your ass?
Dear Boston Bruins:
I am not ready to shave my playoff beard just yet.
Let's just get a massive prayer circle going here...
loooooch: Reblog reblog reblog reblog. All I know is I made these all the time during the finals last year, and it seemed to work.
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.